How I got out of jail.

This morning I woke from a dream and knew I had to write it down.  I was driving somewhere in the country through a beautiful pastoral setting filled with green fields, sheep grazing in the distance, and birds sailing overhead.

As I stared out the window at the peaceful scene, I suddenly heard a voice telling me how to drive.  Keep your eyes on the road, it said to me, watch where you’re going.  Now slow down.  You’re driving too fast.

I looked around to see where the voice was coming from an...