Signs of the Times?

     This sign behind a supermarket loading dock cracked me up: “Pickup Location.” Is this a dating service?
     Other signs that have made me chuckle:
     On a Texas interstate, a sign for an upcoming “Safety Rest Area,” then neon yellow signs warning “Watch for Rattlesnakes.”
     Outside the entrance to a memory care unit: “Future Resident Parking.” You think I’ll park there?
     In a women’s restroom: “I childproofed my house, but they still get in.”
     A Colorado sign warning “Post...