Before They Were Famous: Rejection Letters of the Stars

Match 'em!

"There certainly isn't enough genuine talent for us to take notice."
A Anne Sexton
B Sylvia Plath
C Lady Gaga

"The girl doesn't, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the 'curiosity' level."
A Bastard Out of Carolina
B A Good Man is Hard to Find
C The Diary of Anne Frank

"…even to an enlightened Freudian…the whole thing is an unsure cross between hideous reality and improbable fantasy... I recommend that it be buried under a stone for a thousand years.
A Lolita
B The Fountainhead
C American Psycho

"I haven't really the foggiest idea about what the man is trying to say. Apparently the author intends to be funny — possibly even satire — but it is really not funny on any intellectual level."
A The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
B Catch 22
C Green Eggs and Ham

BCAB (answers)