Impatiently waiting

Check the letter box... hmm... no hasn't been delivered. Check the front porch... Nah no box there. Check website... Nope nothing.
Tapping on my desk as I am still waiting for my proof of Affirmation - The Lepidoptera Vampires still to be delivered from ingram Spark. Starting to get impatient here. And my readers are waiting. Hurry up delivery truck.....