Ten Bad Writer Habits That I Have Every Intention of Quitting (but Probably Won’t)
(1) Writing in bed in pyjamas until 2pm, being a sweaty and unwashed person
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Not getting up oh no
(2) Reacting defensively to interested friends and family asking about new work
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(3) Late-night writing after alone wine
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(4) Late-night writing when I have early morning commitments
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(5) Pre-emptively apologising for myself when friends buy my book
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(6) Writing instead of doing my day job
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(7) Scrolling through twitter looking for “inspiration”
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(8) Basing my opinion on my own work on over-read non-verbal cues on the faces of my friends and relations when I ask “did you like it”
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(9) Refusing to read my books aloud to friends/family
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(10) Insisting on reading my books aloud to friends/family when drunk
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