Simper Fi

There's always been an attraction between this guy and me. I've been thinking of testing the waters with him romantically, but he recently mentioned that he freaks out when women cry. He says he just has no idea what to do. Well, I'm an emotional person -- generally happy but also a big crier. Are we a bad match, or could I teach him to soothe me?

--Waterworks

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