Other Parents: “Hi, class. I’m Trisha’s dad, Mr. Willis. But you can call me Allan.”Me: “Hi, class....

Other Parents: “Hi, class. I’m Trisha’s dad, Mr. Willis. But you can call me Allan.”

Me: “Hi, class. I’m Wyatt and Boone’s dad, Mr. Vienna. But you can call me Robocop Space Ninja.”