“I just tried to go on my first run post-wedding. I...

“I just tried to go on my first run post-wedding. I wanted to make it three miles but I couldn’t do it. Toward the end I tried switching my soundtrack from techno to gospel, but I still had to stop. Too much eating during the honeymoon. You should have seen me on the wedding day, though. All that hard work paid off. That tux fit like lotion.”