What I Learned at the Writer's Conference

[image error]1. Stop talking long enough to get your picture taken. Nothing's worse than getting home and realizing you look TUFF (Too Ugly For Facebook) while posing with your heroes.

2. It takes a twelve page hand-out to teach us how to write kissing scenes. Not that I'm complaining. Most interesting notes ever.

3. People on the elevator don't care that you just realized Liz Curtis Higgs is standing next to you. They expect you to exit when the doors open.

4. Wearing a chicken costume and performing...