I’m Paying for More than Four Years of College. So What?

Recently I was at the bank to move funds around. The teller asked (probably according to a training script), if there was anything wrong with the accounts.
“Not at all,” I said. “I just use this one to pay tuition bills.”

She smiled and asked, “Which college?”
I told her where each of my sons were going.

“What years are they in?”
I was so hoping she wouldn’t ask that.

“One will be a sophomore.”
Then I paused. Stalling. I still haven’t found the best way to answer about the other son, so I we...