Episode IV: A New Blog
I will do my best to make an entertaining blog. For this first entry, I want to submit something very important:
List: "Places to Hide the Kale So That Your Wife Will Think You Ate It"
-In a safety deposit box
-In your old VCR in that slot where the videotape goes in
-In your cowboy hat
-In other people's cowboy hats
-Under the boardwalk
-In the pipe organ at church
-If you live in DC, at the Smithsonian
-If you live in Seattle, at the Space Needle
-Under your children's beds
-Sprinkled out on the lawn by the weeds
-In that hole in the tree where the squirrel lives
-In the tailpipe of the car belonging to your neighbor who keeps asking to borrow your stuff
-In a cornfield
-In a kalefield
-In the ocean
List: "Places to Hide the Kale So That Your Wife Will Think You Ate It"
-In a safety deposit box
-In your old VCR in that slot where the videotape goes in
-In your cowboy hat
-In other people's cowboy hats
-Under the boardwalk
-In the pipe organ at church
-If you live in DC, at the Smithsonian
-If you live in Seattle, at the Space Needle
-Under your children's beds
-Sprinkled out on the lawn by the weeds
-In that hole in the tree where the squirrel lives
-In the tailpipe of the car belonging to your neighbor who keeps asking to borrow your stuff
-In a cornfield
-In a kalefield
-In the ocean
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