YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: I Did NOT Write This Book

Hey, Friends & Fans. One of the downsides to having such a generic name is that there are a lot of Matthew Normans out there. There's a renowned clock-maker, an Australian actor, a controversial political columnist in the UK, and an infamous drug smuggler who is currently, as best I can tell, in prison.

There are also several other Matthew Normans on earth who write books. The nerve of these guys!

One of these non-me Matthew Normans recently published the book pictured above, Death of Sol...