Double Standards

Father of the bride (smiling): My daughter does not know her way around a kitchen or anything about managing a home. She only wakes up at nine in the morning and likes to be her own person. She is very unique.

Father of the groom (smiling back): I see. Well, my son doesn’t like going to work or earning either. He therefore can’t afford to give her the pampered life she’s been used to, is that okay with you? Okay with her?

Father of the bride is no longer proud to state his spoiled daughter knows nothing about being a lady.