Falling Down

Having MS for over 20 years, I’ve taken my share of falls.

Multiple Sclerosis will do that to you. MS throws your balance out of whack & binds your feet like your shoes are tied together.

My doctor will ask “Have you fallen recently?” To which I reply “Which day?”

I fall so often people think my aftershave is “Spic-N-Span.”

I fall so often when I floss I find carpet nap.

I’ve taken more tumbles than Simone Biles.

I’m the only guy I know who gets grass stains—on his shoulders.

My rear end has kissed the floor so many times I have rug burn on my butt.

Have I been injured? Oh of course. It’s all part of having MS.

I just gotta be more careful.

Keep moving my friends!