BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Good morning.

Now that we've got that out of the way, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right well then that's just fantastic, and if you're wrong you'll see a recumbent conversion.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe this weekend, and thanks very much for reading.

Ride safe this weekend,


--Wildcat Rock Machine




1) The Red Hook Crit is also known as:
--Skinsuits n' Beards--The Great Brooklyn Annual Fixed-Tastic Crash-Tacular--The Burr in Caley Fretz's Chamois--All of the above




2) Mario Cipollini is in Brooklyn today to:
--Promote the Red Hook Crit--Promote his new line of cooking oils--Perform as a featured dancer in an adult establishment--All of the above




3) Of course Jeremy Santucci rides a Cipollini.
--True--False



4) According to my Newbery Award-winning children's book, why did Jesus put the dinosaurs in charge of the Earth?
--To make oil--To make helmets--To punish the Jews for not believing in Him--Because they promised to Make Pangaea Great Again




5) Complete this popular expression:
"Jumping the _____."
--Shark--Broom--Gun--Lamborghini






6) What is the "Rock Bar?"
--A carbon fiber mountain bike handlebar with integrated suspension--A weight you strap to your bicycle for training purposes--It's what makes a Softride a Softride--The bar where Cipo will be dancing tonight




7) Mike Sinyard says that in two years:
--Everyone will be on disc brakes--Everyone will be on suspension road bikes--Everyone will be on performance-enhancing drugs--Everyone will worship Donald Trump like a god


***Special "Well That's An Odd Choice"-Themed Bonus Video!***

I guess they were desperate for comfort.
Afterwards they broke into the pet shop next-door and stole a Bichon Frise to put in that basket.