Art Contest Update

Just to keep you in the loop, I have not forgotten about the Great Annual Fan Art Contest…or whatever I called it. I have been sorting through entries, narrowed it down to a handful of finalists, and hope to have a judgement soon.

Here, however, are some entries that in no way in hell are going to win:

Remember that scene where Gene Autry had his face duct-taped? Me Either.

I know this trick, people. I've cleaned out my Unpublished Drawer by mailing stuff off to any possible place that is...