On having a Book Baby.

Sweaty profanities fill the air as the expectant mother paces back and forth across the room. Pant, pant, pant, breathe. Pant, pant, pant, breathe.

After months of preparation it’s finally time. She’d read every book she could find on the birth process, studied all the required blogs, gone to classes, written journals and made crafts.

Every one that needed birth announcements had them, all ready to push the button when the clock struck. So, time plodded by.. profanities slipped boldly into spaces where they normally tiptoed.

NOW

Push damn you, PUSH! You can do it, one more blog post, one more teaser pic, one more mail-out. It’s almost time!

The clock struck midnight EST. The book was live on Kindle.

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