Don’t Be an Idiot and 11 Other Dating Lessons My Sons Need to Know

Dear Sons –

I know we’ve talked a lot about dating before (even when you didn’t ask my opinion) but I wanted to give you your own handy-dandy written “Guide” in case you are ever wondering what I would tell you and I’m not around.

 Mom’s Guide to Dating

Don’t roll your eyes.

Here goes:

1. Don’t be an asshole. You heard me. If I find out that you are treating your significant other badly I will personally kick your ass.

2. Don’t be a doormat. This is not the opposite of being an asshole. Don’...