ST PATS DAY DOWNYBROOK QUICK RHYME please enjoy

The danny boy lounge was the first place we be. 
Pitchers of bud and  kamakazi.
Twas Murphy and Walsh and the baby Carney. 
 I with fluffy white crystals and sisters Garvey.
Flyin and drinkin OOH that kamikazi we did have some.
Now off to john boyle club where yours truly is not welcome.

We walked through that door where fine lassIes abounded
When ten potato head harps had us surrounded
and there we found Sully all up in twister
" Sweeney come help they are beating my sister"
"SULLY NEEDS HELP" MY DRUNKIN ASS HICS
 I JUMP ON A TABLE AND DIVE INTO THE MIX
NOW HERE COMES WALSH AND JOINS IN THE FRAY 
NOW MURPHY AND CARNEY  TO HELP SAVE THE DAY

DRAGGED  ACROSS THE BEER SOAKED FLOOR
two potato head harps show me the door 
on hands and knees heavin "oh what a night"
the sisters Garvey come smilin "we still got some white"
each kiss my cheeks much to my delight.
to the shamrock we go they are open all night!