Rogue One: Darth Vader is a Scary Dude

There are two things I need you to understand here.

The first is there are many varieties of Star Wars fans, and Im of the sort whose love for the whole thing is rooted solely to the original trilogy. I never got a proper introduction to the Expanded Universe, I havent read any of the new books or comics, and I remember the prequels with the clarity of a fever dream. Ive seen maybe three episodes of The Clone Wars, which I wouldve adored as a kid but didnt grab me as an adult. Ive played the...