"Was informed that my package would arrive between 9.31 and 10.12 and that my drone would be Kevin. Package arrived at 10.43 and my drone was in fact Ian."
"Drone dropped my new iPod in next-door-but-two's garden pond, then fucked off back up into the sky. Jenny from nextdoor-but-two said drone flew in a slight zigzag, as if still pissed up from previous night."
"Drone went to the wrong
Published on December 15, 2016 02:09