Out of Tweets: Twitter Truths about Marriage

Marital conflict is at the heart of Out of Play, but not the Hollywood version. The "Why can't you just put your shoes in the closet" version. That’s right, we are talking real life.
And like any smart spouse, I've been on the lookout for marital advice on twitter. Here's my list of Top Ten Twitter Truths on Marriage.
Which is your favourite?

him: what's wrong?
me: nothing i'm fine
[we live a long prosperous life together]
me kneeling at his casket: i just think it's funny how-

— errkuh (@hairicaaa)...