Word of the Week #26:
Such gross, right? Well, that is how I am…
And, to be very honest, that is what this week has been about, so by my twisted logic that only a few can understand, this does make sense.
You see, it is just such an important part of my life, and I have to share it with everyone I know.
Well, I should probably name my autobiography The Taking of Phlegm 123, you know…
I would like to say this is just the consequence of the sudden rains, but those who know me at all would catch my lie.
More than anything, it is just a measure of my awesomeness; I just have so much of it that the surplus tends to ooze out…
And, anyway, I have grown accustomed to it, over the past eight years. There are even times when I end up feeling weird, just because my nose is uncharacteristically clear.
I’d love to chat more, but I really need to go find a new, clean handkerchief…
Sigh.
