I bought a package of fragrant quick wipes for animals wi...

I bought a package of fragrant quick wipes for animals with the brainy idea of giving my cats a kind of bath. Man they are smart animals! I opened the package and withdrew two, looking around the room and wondering who I should get first. As soon as I got out of my chair Woofy took off like a bat out of hell, and I haven't seen him since. Gin Gin was nowhere to be seen so I made a grab for Jezzie. Have you ever tried to wipe down a wiggling cat? I did it in record time, got a good scratch from her back nails for my efforts, and she took off for sights unknown. I eventually got Gin Gin. To my surprise she tolerated the wipe down fairly good. I'm still looking for Woofy. In the meantime I have two wipes sitting at the side of my chair just in case he forgets I'm looking for him and comes to me first. He's the chicken in the middle.