New Short Story

One of the great things about being an author is that I can do whatever the hell I want to and claim that I'm doing it for research. This is a legally recognized stance in 47 countries. If you were walking down the street and I ran up and kicked you in the balls, I could claim I was doing research on what it was like to run up to people and kick them in the balls for a story I'm doing and you'd find me fascinating.

Along these lines, when some fans of mine from Twitter asked me to play...