Senator Ketchup's Conflict of Interest

  Been a while since we've discussed Senator Kerry (D (Dimwit) – Mass) aka Senator Ketchup. Unfortunately do to the weather he hasn't been able to enjoy his multi-million dollar, foreign built, Rhode Island registered tax free, yacht.

  First year of law school we took a class called negotiation. The first day of the class the teacher described the crux of the art of negotiation: If you have something the other party needs withhold it until you get what you want.

Seems to me Jackass-i-stan needs the billion dollars we send every year. We need to speak with Osama's three wives. We also need pieces of our high tech helicopter back. Would seem to me we just withhold the cake until the jackass-i-stanis come around.

  Problem is we sent Senator Ketchup over to negotiate. Ketchup has a soft spot in his heart for anyone who receives a billion dollar bailout. Last time I saw Senator Ketchup in person was backstage at a Rolling Stones concert. He was either with his daughter, niece or a young woman he clearly could not afford. Deciding it was easier to learn how to love then to learn how to work he took up with Theresa Heinze. Heinze is almost as ancient as her billion dollar fortune. So Kerry understands about coming to rely on a windfall or bailout no matter how unjustified. So for now thanks to Ketchup the jackass-i-stani's keep helping the terrorists and keep the billion Benjamins.

  Nobody knows the art of negotiation better than women.  The LOL (and I hear Andrea as well) are world class diplomats. When there are no waves and the hockey playoffs are over, men want one thing. You better believe that is being withheld until the LOL gets everything she wants and then some.

Hey President O so bad for me and my mama, next time send Hilary.

KOKO