Last Week's Tweets
I'm looking for a really awesome audiobook to listen to whilst jogging. Any recommendations? (does not need to be jogging related!) #
If only Morgan Freeman did audiobooks! #
Round-up of last weeks tweets over at the blog http://www.tomclempson.com/?p=295 #
Last day to RT and enter the signed 'One Seriously Mesed-Up Week…' #JackSamsonite giveaway! #
"He has the personality of a ball of snot, the sense of humour of a cave man and I know for a fact he shat his pants last yr" #JackSamsonite #
"Whoever said religion's the cause of 99% of all wars was clearly mistaken Hairstyle is obviously the predominant aggravator" #JackSamsonite #
The #JackSamsonite giveaway is officially closed! And the first ever signed copy of 'One Seriously Messed-Up Week' goes to… @lovereadingx #
Congratulations @lovereadingx You won my #JackSamsonite giveaway! DM your details and I'll get it in the post to you! #
Don't worry, if you didn't win my #JackSamsonite giveaway. Another signed giveaway is starting RIGHT NOW! On Facebook http://on.fb.me/kkHSVW #
The Twitter giveaway of 'One Seriously Messed-Up Week…' is now closed. Which means… The Facebook giveaway has… http://fb.me/12e6Ul5Vl #
Thank you to everyone who RT'd to enter my giveaway! 3 more chances to win before publication day though! Week 2 is the Facebook giveaway #
"Girls are supposed to go for the sensitive type who isn't afraid to cry right? Strange that they always seem to… http://fb.me/z18FjS1j #
I hold an INTERNATIONAL giveaway, and the randomly chosen winner happens to live 10 miles away! Not a northern conspiracy, I swear! #
Slept in! Instead of waking me, my 2yr old taught herself how to use iplayer on my phone & watched cbeebies FOR TWO HOURS! #
For 1 week only, just click 'Like' at the top of this Facebook page to be entered into my signed book giveaway (if… http://fb.me/Fchy2m64 #
So many cool films I'm looking forward to seeing this year! (So many films I'll probably have to wait to watch on DVD) #
"I had gone from being a normal person to a normal person who had the very real threat of having blood gushing… http://fb.me/MB62Upqq #
Prepare yourself for cute! (unless snuggly baby ducks scare you, in which case… Prepare yourself for pure terror!) http://t.co/jk49v0O #
I'm sat here, happily working hard on my laptop, typing away like a very good boy. And the two middle-age scrotes on the table opposite… #
…Won't stop sneering and muttering about how "everyone has to take the Internet everywhere" and how I'm "pathetic. Sad and pathetic."!!! #
And to make matters worse… They're both wearing track suits! #
"The rest of my life ruined by the decision to fart 2 seconds too soon!" #JackSamsonite #
"Free periods mean you go up the field.
Sunshine means you go up the field.
Having someone out to kill you means… http://fb.me/X2Y6txqM #
A month of giveaways! Go check it out at the blog http://t.co/L58OPg6 #
Had a fab morning working on new project with @cupcakes4clara (very exciting!) #
If you haven't already done so, you can enter week 2 of my signed #JackSamsonite giveaways by Liking my Facebook page! http://t.co/NuK0cyr #
You get back to ur car to find some1 parked 1mm away & you now have a crack in your bumper. Do you A: shrug & ignore it B: call insurance… #
… Or C) take an old 'parking penalty' sticker from your glove box, put a comical yet insulting note inside, then stick it to their window? #
Twitter? 'Over capacity'?! do you also run those car parks that let people in when there's no spaces, and the airlines that sell tickets… #
…on flights that are already overbooked? #
"Considering a fight with a Year 8 girl would probably be enough to put me in hospital I expect it would only take… http://fb.me/IGcgzjyw #
Thanks to those who sponsored my 10k run today! I finished it without even dying! (well, maybe a little bit). #
Derek Jacobi. #
Orange juice – compare and contrast. #
"Choosing the correct clothing for the lower region is as important to a teenage boy as choosing the right body… http://fb.me/120PbWQRx #
Ouch. I ache. #
If only Morgan Freeman did audiobooks! #
Round-up of last weeks tweets over at the blog http://www.tomclempson.com/?p=295 #
Last day to RT and enter the signed 'One Seriously Mesed-Up Week…' #JackSamsonite giveaway! #
"He has the personality of a ball of snot, the sense of humour of a cave man and I know for a fact he shat his pants last yr" #JackSamsonite #
"Whoever said religion's the cause of 99% of all wars was clearly mistaken Hairstyle is obviously the predominant aggravator" #JackSamsonite #
The #JackSamsonite giveaway is officially closed! And the first ever signed copy of 'One Seriously Messed-Up Week' goes to… @lovereadingx #
Congratulations @lovereadingx You won my #JackSamsonite giveaway! DM your details and I'll get it in the post to you! #
Don't worry, if you didn't win my #JackSamsonite giveaway. Another signed giveaway is starting RIGHT NOW! On Facebook http://on.fb.me/kkHSVW #
The Twitter giveaway of 'One Seriously Messed-Up Week…' is now closed. Which means… The Facebook giveaway has… http://fb.me/12e6Ul5Vl #
Thank you to everyone who RT'd to enter my giveaway! 3 more chances to win before publication day though! Week 2 is the Facebook giveaway #
"Girls are supposed to go for the sensitive type who isn't afraid to cry right? Strange that they always seem to… http://fb.me/z18FjS1j #
I hold an INTERNATIONAL giveaway, and the randomly chosen winner happens to live 10 miles away! Not a northern conspiracy, I swear! #
Slept in! Instead of waking me, my 2yr old taught herself how to use iplayer on my phone & watched cbeebies FOR TWO HOURS! #
For 1 week only, just click 'Like' at the top of this Facebook page to be entered into my signed book giveaway (if… http://fb.me/Fchy2m64 #
So many cool films I'm looking forward to seeing this year! (So many films I'll probably have to wait to watch on DVD) #
"I had gone from being a normal person to a normal person who had the very real threat of having blood gushing… http://fb.me/MB62Upqq #
Prepare yourself for cute! (unless snuggly baby ducks scare you, in which case… Prepare yourself for pure terror!) http://t.co/jk49v0O #
I'm sat here, happily working hard on my laptop, typing away like a very good boy. And the two middle-age scrotes on the table opposite… #
…Won't stop sneering and muttering about how "everyone has to take the Internet everywhere" and how I'm "pathetic. Sad and pathetic."!!! #
And to make matters worse… They're both wearing track suits! #
"The rest of my life ruined by the decision to fart 2 seconds too soon!" #JackSamsonite #
"Free periods mean you go up the field.
Sunshine means you go up the field.
Having someone out to kill you means… http://fb.me/X2Y6txqM #
A month of giveaways! Go check it out at the blog http://t.co/L58OPg6 #
Had a fab morning working on new project with @cupcakes4clara (very exciting!) #
If you haven't already done so, you can enter week 2 of my signed #JackSamsonite giveaways by Liking my Facebook page! http://t.co/NuK0cyr #
You get back to ur car to find some1 parked 1mm away & you now have a crack in your bumper. Do you A: shrug & ignore it B: call insurance… #
… Or C) take an old 'parking penalty' sticker from your glove box, put a comical yet insulting note inside, then stick it to their window? #
Twitter? 'Over capacity'?! do you also run those car parks that let people in when there's no spaces, and the airlines that sell tickets… #
…on flights that are already overbooked? #
"Considering a fight with a Year 8 girl would probably be enough to put me in hospital I expect it would only take… http://fb.me/IGcgzjyw #
Thanks to those who sponsored my 10k run today! I finished it without even dying! (well, maybe a little bit). #
Derek Jacobi. #
Orange juice – compare and contrast. #
"Choosing the correct clothing for the lower region is as important to a teenage boy as choosing the right body… http://fb.me/120PbWQRx #
Ouch. I ache. #
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