GYNO GUZZLING: A Vagina Drinking Game

I just posted "15 Crazy Things About Vaginas," a synopsis of my book What's Up Down There?, which went viral so quickly that it crashed Owning Pink. One of the sweetest compliments I got on my 20 city book tour was this: "Lissa, Even Ensler started the Vagina Monologues, but you've started the Vagina Dialogues." Suh-WEET! So given the appetite for Vagina Dialogues, I thought I'd share a few more stories. Here you go. ENJOY!

Adonis & The Drinking Game

When I was an OB/GYN resident, I briefly dated this babycakes of a boy, who we'll call Adonis, since I honestly can't remember his name. I'm pretty sure he was legal, but only barely, and when he and his buddies found out I was a gynecologist, they were riveted. They made up a drinking game they called Gyno Guzzling in my honor. As the star of this game, I was supposed to tell gynecology stories, and every time I said the words vagina or speculum, they would drink. While the feminist in me found this game a tad offensive, the narcissist in me couldn't resist the attention, and a room full of hunky college boys egged me on for hours, as I told story after story, until we were all hammered. Gyno Guzzling went something like this.

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