LCDTV - Lowest common denominator television

I'm sitting here mulling over some storylines in my head. Unfortunately the TV has flipped to the QVC channel, due to a big fat labrador sitting on the remote (its true, she's been to see the Vet tonight who has put her on a diet!).

There are two things that I've just realised:

1. The presenters on QVC could give you a half hour spiel on the inherent and amazing qualities of a Mars bar; and

2. It really is true...a frontal lobotomy is performed by going in through the eyes!