Let's get all up in 'SuckerPunch'

I can't imagine Zach Snyder's feelings were hurt when everyone agreed SuckerPunch was, at best, a bit of a mess, and at worst, a crime against cinema. I'll bet he was braced for it the moment he realized his half-hour short film, "A Salute to Awesomeness," had to be padded out to be an actual, [...]