Boxed in to a Corner

Reading our local website, www.westportnow.com, I came across a story in which a man had been reported to the police for removing boxes waiting in line to enter the library book sale.

That's right, boxes.

Instead of showing up early and waiting in line, numerous people, it seems, had, in lieue of their actual selves, placed boxes and cartons in line, with their names on them.

The man questioned removed the boxes and left a very polite sign saying: "No boxes; if you want to wait in line, wait in lin