I'm Sorry If That Group of People Couldn't See How Dope I Am

Confessions of a Teen Idol on VH1 is the best career show on TV right now. 

The premise: 7 former TV heartthrobs, all of whom have been out of the Hollywood limelight for roughly a decade, are preparing for career comebacks.  While living together in a house (naturally), the guys must learn to pitch and position themselves as adult actors.

Like every reality series, Confessions is filled with absurd challenges and edited for drama.  However, once you get past the celeb-reality packaging, you’