Let's Play the "Got-Screwed Feud!"

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the “Got-Screwed Feud”, where representatives from three generations debate who is getting the most screwed as a result of the current economic crisis!

Before we get started, a brief word from our sponsor.

 

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Alright now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s meet our contestants.  First, I’d like to introduce the gene