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March 31, 2019
Monday Eve
It’s 5pm on Sunday which mean’s we’ve pretty much reached Monday Eve. The time where I mentally tally up all the adulting type stuff I should have done but have not yet even started: Laundry, dusting, mopping, etc.
As long as I have clean clothes for work tomorrow everything else is negotiable because books won’t read or write themselves. And Tyson does not have a self-rubbing tummy. And Pete the shitzu really just wants me to sit on the couch next to him so he can take a nap. And Molly wants to me to let her in, and out, and in, and out, and in again. So…priorities. Puppies and books first, all else a distant second. The laundry and and dust bunnies will still be there tomorrow. I hope you had a great Sunday.
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March 26, 2019
Make Me Laugh Wednesday
It’s Make Me Laugh Wednesday. I hope these make you smile. Have a great day.
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March 24, 2019
Sunday Funday
It’s Sunday Funday. Do you have any fabulous plans? I’m going to a jewelry show at a local convention center with my mom and sister. This is really just an excuse to go out to lunch while avoiding housework.
My sister might buy some earrings while we’re there. I’ll walk around and ooh and ahh at all the shiny pretties but not buy anything. I love jewelry but the only thing I wear is my wedding ring. I have bracelets and necklaces in my jewelry box that I break out for the holidays, but I don’t wear them on an every day basis. Plus I’d rather save my money for books. Are you a jewelry person?
What are your Sunday Funday plans?
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March 19, 2019
Make Me Laugh Wednesday
It’s Make Me Laugh Wednesday. No theme. Just a few funnies to make you smile. Have a great day.
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March 16, 2019
Sunday Fun Day
Happy Sunday. I hope you have something fun planned for the day. I’m going to run to lunch with my parents and then run errands. I’ll be avoiding my house until my husband’s band practice is over. The music is great, but it’s LOUD. I’m not a fan of loud so I’ll be hanging around TJ Maxx and Target. Once my house is quiet again I’ll go home for a marathon session of laundry and writing.
Here’s a little Sunday humor. Have a great day.
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March 13, 2019
Make Me Laugh Wednesday
So guess who forgot to post Make Me Laugh Wednesday this morning? So, here are some not necessarily nice but still funny memes. Have a great day.
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March 10, 2019
After the Book Launch: 99% Faking It
Good Morning. Today I’m celebrating the successful book launch of 99% Faking It and wondering what I’m supposed to do now. Oh, wait…I know the answer to that. I’m supposed to write a new book. The problem is I’m not sure what to write next. There are dragons flying around in my brain and ideas for romantic comedies and then there’s this town infested with crossroad demons and a girl who get’s tricked into working for them. So…what would you like to read next? Dragons, Romantic Comedies, or Demons?
If you haven’t checked out 99% Faking It yet you can find it here: books2read.com/99FakingIt
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March 5, 2019
Make Me Laugh Wednesday
It’s Make Me Laugh Wednesday. After a great release day for 99% Faking It I definitely have a smile on my face. Thank you to everyone who purchased a copy. ( If you’re more of a library person, you can call your local library and ask them to get a copy.) I hope these random funnies make you smile. Have a great day.
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March 3, 2019
Book Release Jitters: #AuthorLife
99% Faking It comes out tomorrow which means I am going through the #AuthorLife excitement/stress ritual. It goes something like this.
Woo Hoo! My book comes out tomorrow.
Which is quickly followed by the rush of self-doubt. What if it isn’t any good?
This is followed by my husband reminding me that this is my tenth book. He claims I know what I’m doing. Then he brings me a pint of Haagen Dazs non-dairy chocolate salted truffle ice cream and a spoon.
After a sufficient amount of chocolate, I usually calm down. Still I know I won’t sleep much tonight. Thank goodness I’m off on Monday. Which of course means I’ll be glued to my Amazon rankings while I surf social media encouraging people to check out 99% Faking It while trying not to be obnoxious about it. So…if you haven’t check out 99%Faking It yet, you can add it to your Goodreads list or find it at the bookstore of your choice using this link. books2read.com/99FakingIt
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February 26, 2019
Make Me Laugh Wednesday: Workplace Humor
It’s Make Me Laugh Wednesday: Workplace Humor Edition. Like most writers I have a job/career that pays the bills. Mine happens to be speech therapy. Like most people there are days where I like my job and days where I want to crawl under my desk and snarf down an entire box of Thin Mint cookies. Here’s a little humor to help you get through your work week.
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