Lester Krapp's Blog, page 3
May 17, 2019
Time for No Trump Friday
In an effort to keep Individual One from invading every day of our lives, here is a gallery of visuals to keep you distracted. • Alfred Hitchcock in drag • Freaky nature • Breaking News • Chick-Fil-A • Satan Cookies • Mean Sign • Whale • Cartoon • Bad Recipe Advertisements
May 7, 2019
10 Best and Worst News Sites for Avoiding Trump
If you have any desire to see what’s going on in this world, look around for a browser extension that filters out any news that has to do with Donald Trump. Continue reading →
January 21, 2019
A Must Read on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor, it must be demanded by the oppressed. Continue reading →
December 2, 2018
3 Stages of Christmas Grief, 2018
For any child, finding out there’s no Santa Clause triggers three stages of grief. First: Shame. "The older kids have been laughing behind my back." Second: Disbelief. "How could every authority figure in my life be perpetuating a conspiracy like this? Mom and dad, the post office and NORAD? You don’t make this kind of stuff up!" Third: Vindication. "I knew something smelled fishy. I was just about to solve it." Continue reading →
November 21, 2018
Barney Bites the Dust – and other Macy’s Parade Horror Stories
In 1997, Kathleen Caronna spent 24 days in a coma after a Cat in the Hat float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade crashed into a lamppost, causing part of the lamppost to plunge into her. Continue reading →
November 13, 2018
Canned Shit
From our correspondent in Milano — apparently, America is exporting its shit internationally. And even Italy can’t sell people on it. “Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?” ― Fannie Flagg Advertisements
November 11, 2018
Divine Knew Trash When She Saw It
Divine knew trash when she saw it. This photo was likely taken in the 1980s, and flashes a little shade toward two of New York City’s least loved couples – Donald and Ivana Trump. It astounded us, and many other New Yorkers, that a known con artist, liar, and aficionado of exploitation would be taken … Continue reading →
November 8, 2018
#NoTrumpFriday from Lester & Charlie: November 9, 2018 Edition
The Tuesday midterms were, at best, interesting, and sure to be the face that launches a thousand battleships. Between now and then, with a split Senate and House, there will be a lot of in-fighting, “Impeach” will only be talked about in the subjunctive, and a lot of mall shoppers will be shot right when … Continue reading →
November 2, 2018
#NoTrumpFriday – November 2, 2018 Edition
Okay, the #notrumpfriday movement we're trying to start hasn't gone so well. The reason could be that "trump" is right in the hashtag. But we won't give up. We're going to go on pretending that it's driving Mr. 45 crazy, and hope that it catches on. It's a simple idea: Resist posting about him on social media every Friday. Make him feel unloved and unhated ... insignificant. Post distractions instead. Continue reading →
October 31, 2018
This Trumpian Horror Story Will Freak You Out
Fear, ghouls, terror. Forget it. Nothing on Halloween is more frightening than this visit to an unsuspecting Western town by a man named Trump — a litigious narcissist who warns the town of its complete extinction. He proclaims that he, and only he, can save the townsfolk by building a … well, building a wall … Continue reading →
