James Finn Garner

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James Finn Garner

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James Finn Garner is an American writer and satirist based in Chicago.[1] He is the author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories,[2] Tea Party Fairy Tales, and Honk Honk, My Darling.

Average rating: 3.64 · 11,503 ratings · 1,280 reviews · 43 distinct worksSimilar authors
Politically Correct Bedtime...

3.63 avg rating — 7,674 ratings — published 1994 — 61 editions
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Once Upon a More Enlightene...

3.66 avg rating — 1,788 ratings — published 1995 — 23 editions
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Politically Correct Holiday...

3.53 avg rating — 1,099 ratings — published 1995 — 17 editions
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The Politically Correct Ult...

3.97 avg rating — 501 ratings — published 1995 — 10 editions
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Apocalypse Wow!:  A Memoir ...

3.14 avg rating — 155 ratings — published 1997 — 11 editions
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Tea Party Fairy Tales

3.53 avg rating — 106 ratings — published 2012
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Honk Honk, My Darling (Rex ...

3.78 avg rating — 59 ratings — published 2011 — 5 editions
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Double Indignity (Rex Koko,...

4.11 avg rating — 19 ratings — published 2014 — 3 editions
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“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
James Finn Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

“The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
James Finn Garner

“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.”
James Finn Garner

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“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
James Finn Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

“The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!”
James Finn Garner

“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.”
James Finn Garner

“Alas, if worth be based on beauty,
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.”
James Finn Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

“While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.”
James Finn Garner

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