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J.M. Guillen

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in Volcano Lair, The United States


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Not a lot, really. Yes, I tried to take over parts of Australia before I was 18, but then I realized no one wanted that part of Australia. I have patented 15 different alterations to the human genome, and am the copyright holder for Mind-Control Diapers. (TM) I am the first person on record to attempt to weaponize Chinchillas.

I also write. If you're up for FREE copies of my work, check out www.irrationalworlds.com

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J.M. Guillen Wow, John, I'm JUST NOW seeing this!

Collateral Damage is a short story that I've chosen to expand. It will be released quite soon!
J.M. Guillen Well, Glinda, let me ask you...

Did you read the Novella, or the full Novel??

I released it FIRST as a Novella, but then updated it to a Novel. The…more
Well, Glinda, let me ask you...

Did you read the Novella, or the full Novel??

I released it FIRST as a Novella, but then updated it to a Novel. The short form was about 30,000 words, while the Novel is 120K.

I ask because I often get people who don't realize it's been updated. I'm taking a little time with it and also studying Raven behaviors. Scoundrel is a popular girl, and I want to do her right.

This year, I will be releasing "Of the Dark and Desolate Sea", the second of Thom's stories. There's a lot of those planned, and of course, each story contains clues and hints of the others.

IF you are interested in receiving seven of my stories for Free, you can sign up at www.Irrationalworlds.com. "Red Hand" is among the ones on that list, but maybe you'll find something you haven't read!(less)
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Blak Rayne Nice to meet you, J.M.! All the best. :)

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