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Average rating: 3.77 · 7,055 ratings · 936 reviews · 5 distinct worksSimilar authors
I Heart My Little A-Holes

3.75 avg rating — 3,807 ratings — published 2013 — 9 editions
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"A seriously laugh out loud book. One who says it for the ones that want to but don't. Karen is absolutely hilarious! I loved her book and hope to see a second soon. I also follow her on Baby Sideburns through Facebook. I get my laughs from her dai..." Read more of this review »
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"I received this as part of a baby gift after the arrival of my 2nd child and read it during late night nursing sessions. I thought it was hilarious and often relevant to my life at the moment. I think it is a compilation of blog posts so if you li..." Read more of this review »
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“Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama! Guess what my little rug rat can say now. The first time you hear it, your heart melts a little. The second time you hear it, your eyes well up. The 918,009,576th time you hear it, you want to stab your eardrums out with an ice pick.”
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“I love when those annoyingly perfect moms brag that they ONLY give their kids all-natural shit. You know what’s all-natural? Poisonous berries and ’shrooms.”
Karen Alpert, I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

“Anyways, it made me think. Who the hell cares if Michael Phelps can swim across a pool at like warp speed? Or that some sixteen-year-old waif can spell the entire Chinese alphabet with a stupid ribbon on a stick above her head? You know who’s holding this world together and leaping buildings in a single bound every day? Moms, that’s who.”
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