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Andrew Hilbert

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Born

The United States

Website

http://hilbertheckler.blogspot.com

Genre

Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy

Member Since

September 2010

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Andrew Hilbert is the author of Inner Space, Invasion of the Weirdos, Bangface & the Gloryhole, and Death Thing. He lives in Texas.

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Average rating: 4.04 · 280 ratings · 93 reviews · 23 distinct works • Similar authors

	Death Thing by Andrew Hilbert (Goodreads Author), Craig McNeely (Editor) 3.95 avg rating — 56 ratings — published 2015 — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	XCRMNTMNTN 3.53 avg rating — 15 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Toilet Stories from Outer Space 4.60 avg rating — 10 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	At The Thrift Store 4.80 avg rating — 5 ratings — published 2012	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Toilet Stories From Outer Space 3.67 avg rating — 3 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Sordid Valentine's by Andrew Hilbert (Goodreads Author), M. Burger, Owen Egerton (Goodreads Author) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Cat Food it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Inner Space it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	A Very Xmas Christmas: Weekly Weird Monthly by Andrew Hilbert (Goodreads Author), Cheryl Couture, Cortin Zelaznog it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Frankenstein 2010 by Andrew Hilbert (Goodreads Author), Jack Arambula (Illustrator) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2012	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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One brutal and fucked up morning, a bunch of very hungry people woke up with an unquenchable hatred and a thirst for violence. So what they did, let me tell you, was incredibly fucked up.

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Andrew Hilbert liked visceralreads's review of XCRMNTMNTN: "This was one hell of a ride I wasn't prepared for. XCRMNTMNTN tells of a documentary being filmed on a literal mountain of shit. I found the premise interesting because hey, bizarro fiction! And people did lose their minds (and bodies) in this book! I" Read more of this review »
Apr 12, 2023 10:15AM · see review
Andrew Hilbert and 9 other people liked Sherry Fundin's review of XCRMNTMNTN: "Just looking at the cover for XCRMNTMNTN by Andrew Hilbert, I had to give it a shot. Every so often, I want that shock factor. That jaw dropping WTF factor. I sure got it! I am not even sure how to review this, other than to say, be prepared for some" Read more of this review »
Apr 08, 2023 07:33PM · see review
Andrew Hilbert and 3 other people liked Horror Bookworm Reviews's review of XCRMNTMNTN: "Horror Bookworm Reviews XCRMNTMNTN by Andrew Hilbert https://horrorbookwormreviews.com/ A mountain of shit has been discovered in downtown Austin, Texas. Geared with script, filming equipment and backpacks, a small number of cast members and a director" Read more of this review »
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Andrew Hilbert and 2 other people liked Kate Victoria RescueandReading's review of XCRMNTMNTN: "This was all around confusing, surreal and I really didn’t enjoy reading it. I don’t mind Bizarro, but I like to at least see a bit of a plot and not just a fever dream on paper. The idea of this mountain of 💩 appearing is random, but the documentary b" Read more of this review »
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“People who roll their eyes are stupid,”
― Andrew Hilbert, Bangface and the Gloryhole

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“Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.”
― Peter De Vries, Reuben, Reuben

tags: misattributed-to-hemingway, writing-drinking

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