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I write books and songs. Books: King Dork, Andromeda Klein, and t King Dork Approximately.

***The paperback edition of King Dork Approximately is out now, and includes a free download of the accompanying King Dork Approximately the Album. Basically if you want the book it comes with a free album and if you want the album it comes with a free book.***

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Frank Portman Thanks very much. And the answer is yes, as bad and worse, but most of the bad ones don't tend to be so dramatic or bloody. Some are, though.…moreThanks very much. And the answer is yes, as bad and worse, but most of the bad ones don't tend to be so dramatic or bloody. Some are, though.(less)
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King Dork (King Dork, #1)

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Andromeda Klein

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King Dork Approximately (Ki...

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Untitled (King Dork, #3)

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"Not Jordan Peterson" reciting the first verse of "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend," posted here -- if this works -- because it's still funny (and because it got deleted/disabled from SoundCloud.) You can read about it here (scroll down.)...
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King Dork King Dork Approximately
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“Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.”
Frank Portman, King Dork

“High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.”
Frank Portman, King Dork

“Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.”
Frank Portman, King Dork




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