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I write books and songs. Books: King Dork, Andromeda Klein, and t King Dork Approximately.

***The paperback edition of King Dork Approximately is out now, and includes a free download of the accompanying King Dork Approximately the Album. Basically if you want the book it comes with a free album and if you want the album it comes with a free book.***

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King Dork (King Dork, #1)

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