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I write books and songs. Books: King Dork, Andromeda Klein, and t King Dork Approximately.

***The paperback edition of King Dork Approximately is out now, and includes a free download of the accompanying King Dork Approximately the Album. Basically if you want the book it comes with a free album and if you want the album it comes with a free book.***

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Just finished King Dork Approximately, Loved it. I have to ask have you ever had any gigs as bad as the ones in the books?
Frank Portman Thanks very much. And the answer is yes, as bad and worse, but most of the bad ones don't tend to be so dramatic or bloody. Some are, though.
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Average rating: 3.54 · 8,229 ratings · 1,270 reviews · 5 distinct works • Similar authors
King Dork (King Dork, #1)
3.56 avg rating — 6,922 ratings — published 2006 — 19 editions
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“Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.”
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