Calvero's Blog, page 157

June 15, 2016

mskatelynnmarie:

Me: I need to save more money and get more...



mskatelynnmarie:



Me: I need to save more money and get more hours at work



Work: You can go home early if you wan-



Me: ..

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Published on June 15, 2016 11:37

retrogamingblog:

Apparently Waluigi takes the Subway



retrogamingblog:



Apparently Waluigi takes the Subway

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Published on June 15, 2016 11:31

retrogamingblog:

How I handle Fetch Quests in Video Games







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How I handle Fetch Quests in Video Games

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Published on June 15, 2016 11:31

June 14, 2016

iamhomeless:

A mad hatter tuning
a transistor radio -

Big,...



iamhomeless:



A mad hatter tuning

a transistor radio -



Big, reeking, beautiful mountains

the color of retired lightning

piled on the sidewalk -



Lonely, melting ice cube eyes

crying across Fifth Avenue,

mourning the loss of,

“Who cares the fuck what?” -



Thai food lingering in the air

& sniffing its arm pit to see

if it reeks of B.O. & immediately

coming to the realization that, yes,

it does -



This city is the fugly stripper

you accidentally but madly

fall in love with after watching her

shoot a ping pong ball out of her cooch

& into a half empty beer glass

ten feet away.

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Published on June 14, 2016 12:19

June 13, 2016

iamhomeless:

Just when you think
there’s nothing in this...



iamhomeless:



Just when you think

there’s nothing in this world

worth fighting for/saving,

you see a rat on the subway tracks,

gnawing surgically

on an unidentifiable piece

of garbage,

making you nod to yourself

& think,

“Okay Dr. Rat… Okay…”

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Published on June 13, 2016 10:38

charlespencerchaplin:

Charlie Chaplin in The Gold Rush (1925)



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Charlie Chaplin in The Gold Rush (1925)

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Published on June 13, 2016 10:37

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Charlie Chaplin with Paulette Goddard in San...



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Charlie Chaplin with Paulette Goddard in San Francisco, (1936)

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Published on June 13, 2016 10:35

June 12, 2016

iamhomeless:

“smelling your own tearful shit”



iamhomeless:



“smelling your own tearful shit”

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Published on June 12, 2016 07:51

June 10, 2016

iamhomeless:

“Imagination”
is a childish, frowned upon
word...



iamhomeless:



“Imagination”

is a childish, frowned upon

word that needs to wash

its hands, brush its teeth

& go to bed.



Until it makes someone

millions of dollars.



Then it’s called “genius”

& can stay up as late

as it fucking wants

eating bowl after bowl

of Party Cake ice cream.

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Published on June 10, 2016 11:56

iamhomeless:

“the ghost of double quarter pounder w/ cheese...



iamhomeless:



“the ghost of double quarter pounder w/ cheese past staring down at you”

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Published on June 10, 2016 11:56