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Humorist and storyteller. Author of the novel Jesus Vs. Santa, the ebooks Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012, 2013, 2014, and Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog (all of these are adults-only).

And the new, young-adult powerhouse series ... Superhero Story and Superhero Story 2!


One time, I was lost in the middle of nowhere looking for a pond where I heard the fish were so catchy, they’d all but jump in your boat.

I knew I was close, so I stopped at this little rundown store to ask for directions.
The girl at the corner looked bored.
“Beg your pardon,” I said, “but I’m looking for the fishin’ hole.”
“The fishin’ hole?” The girl was flustered. “Listen, I don’t know what yo... Read more of this blog post »
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Average rating: 3.83 · 18 ratings · 3 reviews · 6 distinct works
Superhero Story

4.20 avg rating — 5 ratings — published 2014 — 4 editions
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Jesus Vs. Santa

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it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions
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Cemetery Play (Select)
1 chapters   —   updated May 13, 2015 06:38PM
Description: A short work of macabre fiction
The Big Skydiving World Record, Jesus and Santa (Humor)
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Description: Jesus and Santa's brush with skydiving greatness. Featuring Jesus and Santa as they appear in the novel Jesus Vs. Santa by Harlowe Pilgrim.

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Harlowe Pilgrim Billy wrote: "I like your sense of humor. Funny stuff man."

Thanks Billy - I really appreciate it.


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Billy O'Connor I like your sense of humor. Funny stuff man.


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