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Ford Forkum

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Hi there! I write humorous and satirical stories that include Aliens, Zombies, Vampires, Fairies, Dwarfs, Talking Mirrors, God, Satan, Princesses, and Giraffes!

My latest book "Cinderelleper" is now available at Amazon.



Yes, Ford Forkum is making a comeback, and this time, it’s going to be incredible. Just you wait and see.

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"I just love Ford Forkum’s sense of humor. I have previously likened this author to Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde (read my review of “Alien Invasion in the Zombie Apocalypse” by clicking here). In “Beers in Heaven,” Forkum lands more heavily in t..." Read more of this review »
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“make peace with death, and accept it as a moving on to a higher level of existence, or, alternately, as a relief from having to put up with any more bullcrap.”
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“When God created life, he had no idea what he was doing. He never meant to cause so much suffering and grief;”
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“Thank you for purchasing and reading “Beers In Heaven.” I hope you thoroughly enjoyed it.”
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“Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me:
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.”
George Orwell, 1984

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