Jonathan Ball's Blog, page 35
June 24, 2018
Cancer
Your cell phone will turn You to a zombie and—what? Stephen King wrote that?
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Leo
It may be time to Replace your pager and your Betamax unit
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Virgo
Invest a lot—aw Hell, I’m going to say all— Of your cash in wolves
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Libra
I know wolves seem like A bad investment but they Are due for upturn
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Scorpio
The greatest gift you Could give someone else is the Gift of shutting up
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Sagittarius
Take my advice: do Not, in any event, take Some of my advice
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Capricorn
McLuhan once said He would punch you in the face And how right he was
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Aquarius
You can become a Vampire or a zombie this Week—but only one!
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Pisces
Trapping that demon In your neighbour’s child was a Temporary fix
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Aries
Unicorns may not Exist, but that won’t stop them From wrecking your lawn
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