Jonathan Ball's Blog, page 34
July 1, 2018
Leo
You just might beat your Littering charge by calling It a geocache
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Virgo
Yawns are contagious So we must isolate you From society
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Libra
It is not a car Accident if your car had It planned all along
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Scorpio
“Rain, rain, go away”— Man, you really know how to Hurt the rain’s feelings
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Sagittarius
Don’t catastrophize: Joining that blood cult might not Turn out so badly
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Capricorn
Good news: your Darwin Award win will not require You to make a speech
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Aquarius
You need to get a New roommate, one that will not Harvest your organs
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Pisces
I don’t know why she Swallowed that fly, but I don’t Think things are that dire
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Aries
At CthulhuCorp We pass the terror along To our customers
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June 27, 2018
Assdeep in Wonder (Christopher Gudgeon)
Christopher Gudgeon's Assdeep in Wonder weds a raw, intense emotionalism to a wry, detached cynicism. Gudgeon effects a lot through his overarching tone, and it is easy to see some of his tactics at work in "The Causes of Hetereosexuality": Scientists have looked, but cannot find, the biochemical factors that underlie heterosexual attraction […] […] [...]
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