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July 22, 2018
Scorpio
The dark side of your Personality is that You prefer Pepsi
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Sagittarius
The briefcase does not Fool anyone: we know that Your job involves fries
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Capricorn
Whenever someone Offers you “homemade milk” get More information
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Aquarius
Shakespeare said it best: “Ignore dumb-ass people that Claim I’m not Shakespeare”
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Pisces
Your podcast about The failure of your other Podcast won’t succeed
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Aries
Don’t get too worked up— That brain parasite is just Not that into you
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July 18, 2018
The Jill Kelly Poems (Alessandro Porco)
The Jill Kelly Poems is a whimsical book in which Porco takes as his muse the actress Jill Kelly, who has appeared in over 400 films, including Prettiest Bikini I Ever Came Across, Prettiest Tits I Ever Came Across, and the 33rd installment of the apparently popular 100% Blowjobs series. Porco also writes about other [...]
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July 15, 2018
Cancer
Your attraction to That electromagnet will Grow ever stronger
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Leo
Raising that pig like A boy who was raised by pigs Accomplished little
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Virgo
Let your friends know that You love them just as much as You love hating them
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