Jonathan Ball's Blog, page 30
July 29, 2018
Capricorn
Setting your hair on Fire will get the attention Of that hot fireman
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Aquarius
Batman won’t admit It but he’s really upset You ignored his text
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Pisces
Tupac’s ghost wants to Warn against releasing his Songs and—you did what?
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Aries
Society won’t Collapse as long as you—crap, Out of syllables
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Taurus
Goldilocks found your Porridge too cold, so close down Your crappy hostel
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July 25, 2018
Snowball, Dragonfly, Jew (Stuart Ross)
Snowball, Dragonfly, Jew is Stuart Ross's first novel and seems tame compared to his previous book, the short story collection Buying Cigarettes for the Dog. That's not to suggest that Ross hasn't produced a moving and funny novel, but that he's not extending his talents to their limit. The novel explores how the historical trauma of the [...]
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July 22, 2018
Cancer
Please stop getting all Philosophical about Bottomless coffee
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Leo
Your methods of non- Violent resistance won’t work Well against zombies
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Virgo
I’m going to go On record saying do not Make your safe word “more”
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Libra
Stay indoors and don’t Let anybody in that Doesn’t have pizza
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