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Lance Manion was not born a poor black child. That was Navin R. Johnson. Neither was he born to run, to be wild and the last thing he needs is to be born again. I'm certain his mother would have none of it. and pardon him if he got it right the first time (as did Dennis Miller who I must credit with that line).

Great Ball of Fire

The idea came to him as he clutched his throbbing knee. His knee throbbed courtesy of a beverage cart being pushed down the aisle of his flight by an attendant who wasn’t paying any attention. Certainly not a unique occurrence. Even as your eyes travel across the page somewhere there is a flight attendant not paying attention. Getting a drink wrong. Giving a pillow to the wrong passenger. Sayin... Read more of this blog post »
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Published on December 14, 2017 10:20 Tags: nap-lapkin
Average rating: 4.06 · 210 ratings · 37 reviews · 22 distinct works
Homo sayswhaticus

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What You Don't Understand

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Description: Just as income inequality continues to be a growing concern in the United States I wanted to discuss a problem that parallels it in many ways. Celebrity inequality.
There's Something Here From Somewhere Else (Humor)
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Description: When a pair of reading glasses that could spell the end of the world fall into unsuspecting hands, you can bet Nap Lapkin wants nothing to do with it.
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“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”
Lance Manion

“If I was really old and tired of living I think I'd overdose on Viagra. Death by boner sounds pretty cool. They'd have to saw it off if they wanted to give me a closed casket. I'd have only my dick cremated and as my final wish ask that a handful of it be thrown in the face of Mila Kunis. A facial from beyond the grave. She's so hot that I bet she gets that a lot. Probably walks around with goggles and those white disposable masks so she doesn't breathe in too much dick dust as relatives of deceased men keep her in a perpetual cloud. Dick Dust would make a good radio name. "This one's going out to Mila ...”
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Jocelyn thank you for the add, good to meet you. I'd be interested in checking out your writing.
Have a good weekend!
Jocelyn


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