Mike Kalmbach
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The Caldarian Conflict
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Writing Advice for Teens: Creating Stories
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Revenge of the Dust Bunnies (Spooky Snacks, #1)
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“I'm fine with death. I've dealt out more than my share. It's the act of dyin' that bothers me.”
― The Caldarian Conflict
― The Caldarian Conflict
“A life's meaning comes not from the manner in which one dies, but in the manner in which one lives.”
― The Caldarian Conflict
― The Caldarian Conflict
“There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a pocketknife. “You do realize these people aren’t vampires, right?” I say when Sam walks back in. “Yeah, but you never know. They’re probably crazy, like you said.” “And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” He shrugs. “Just want to be prepared.”
― I Am Number Four
― I Am Number Four
“Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”
― Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”
― Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“I'm fine with death. I've dealt out more than my share. It's the act of dyin' that bothers me.”
― The Caldarian Conflict
― The Caldarian Conflict
“A life's meaning comes not from the manner in which one dies, but in the manner in which one lives.”
― The Caldarian Conflict
― The Caldarian Conflict

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