Peyton Price's Blog, page 8

Yay, sports.

So which one is it, soccer or baseball? Today I'm breaking it down for you on NickMom: Should your kid play soccer or baseball? This is big people. A decision not to be taken lightly. HEED MY WARNINGS!

Ahem.

And remember, all that really matters is having fun.

It's a win-win, really.

Wait. Do we?

Humor me

Today I have a couple of cheeky items for you:
At the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, you can review my totally scientific* list of breastfeeding benefits you might not even have considered, but really, you should.
I also joined forces with the funny mom brigade at I Just Want to Pee Alone with a totally sincere* open letter to people who hurt my feelings on the internet. Because cyber life is hard, y'all.
*Lies.

Excuse me. I blurted.

My high school señor is about to head off to college. Throughout his teenage years, I've been adhering to a parenting philosophy called Denial, in which I assume my precious angel will never touch girls, drugs or alcohol.

I acknowledge that this philosophy may have its weaknesses.

I'm over on Huffington Post Parents explaining my new parenting strategy in Blurts of Wisdom for My Son in case He Should Ever Take a Drink. Have any advice for me? Never mind. Too late.

So, can I? Huh?

The truth about bunnies

Another truth, about haircuts, in one of my favorite posts on NickMom. Story of my life, in hair.

Hold on a minute, Sneezy.

Keeping it kewl

So I'm trying to be cool, but an insane (to me) number of people are enjoying my post over on Scary Mommy explaining how lawyer moms are the bestest, most scariest moms. I realize that grammatic mess of a sentence wasn't particularly persuasive, so you're just going to have to go read it for yourself.

Playing around

NickMom's got the lowdown on your next playground visit. The playground always seems like such a good idea, to some people. Here's the universal truth about every single trip to the playground, on NickMom. In other news, I'm happy to be included on Tweetspeak's latest list of poetic tweets. Thank you, Tweetspeak!